I'm from Boston

This fat kid, Corey, knocked on my door one day with this strange accent. I asked him where he was from, with great curiosity, and with great enthusism he replied, "I'm from Boston". That's my nickname he said. "Boston". It was so funny how he said it. I was laughing so hard. If you would've heard him you would've been laughing too. I asked him what he was doing in Illinois and he said he was selling magazines for his company. I asked him what company he worked for and he told me it was United Subscription Agency. He was trying to win a contest and to do that you have to have so many points. You get the points by how many magazines you sell. I was wondering about the company so he told me to check it out on either www.mytraveljob.com or on www.usapage.com. So, he came inside for a minute while I looked at the websites and I saw that is was legit and also saw what it was about. I ended up buying three magazines from him to help him out with the contest. I'll tell you this, he was the funniest kid I had ever met and he really made my day.